Well Im giving up on life and will you help me?

Well I have been attempting to troll the entire "friendship is magic" fandom and clearly I'm getting nowhere, it's like they grow stronger in numbers and successfully thwart every trolling attempt against them and almost every one us aren't successful. I'm starting to give up because it seems like they can't get trolled.

Super glue strong enough to attach coffee maker water pump tubing?

I was given an Mellita One:One coffee maker and I noticed when inter running it through a cycle it would leak all the water through the bottom. So I opened it up and noticed that one part of waterpump tubing is not attached so I attempted to use super glue to reattach it. So do you think it will hold during use?

Theft in Indiana - Class-D felony question?

I made a really stupid mistake in attempting to shoplift some video games from my local Wal-mart, and I spent most of the night in jail before I was released on bond. I'm eighteen years old, and it was around two games that were around $80 together. My courtdate is coming up next month and I was wondering what is most likely going to happen. They said that it was a Class-D felony, which is the apparently the lowest class in Indiana. I am incredibly sorry for what I did. I am going to plead guilty because I accept responsibility and I know what I did was wrong, but I just wanted to know what this is going to lead to, or what the most likely punishment is going to be.

Can you loosen the clutch to make it easier to chage on a honda 50 brand new?

No, the resistance in the lever is what it takes to operate the clutch. However, it sounds like you are using the clutch when you shift, like you would in a car. Motorcycles are made to "speed-shift" - just shift and leave the clutch alone until you come to a stop.

Tips on sneaking off/sneaking out without parents finding out?

Plan a route. Find the squeaky floorboards and/or door hinges. Look out the window at night and find the areas with deepest shadows. Plot the route you'll take to get out of the house. Once you're out, get a good distance away - anywhere from three houses to a block, depending on how quiet your street is - and get your pickup. Make sure that people don't talk about you sneaking out or your being at a party, especially not online. No guarantees that that'll work, though.

TV show ideas? (long bus ride to school)?

Gilmore girls, one tree hill, 90210. the OC, make it or brake it, pretty little liars, gossip girl, bones, csi. if ur a guy sry for my more girly answers.

Help with an injured animal?

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A question for the ages?

Trainer joey from pokemon red yellow and blue likes to wear shorts because they're comfy and easy to wear.

How can I ruin a bullies life?

I know its evil, but I want to know all kinds of ways I can pull pranks and jokes on a bully. This kid down the street is trying do bother me. I've already loosened the bolts on his bike so when he rides it it will collapse(he left it sitting in his front yard). I also snuck into his backyard and took his underwear off his clothesline and soaked in meat juice, he has a Rottweiler, so we'll see how that goes. I know it sounds horrible, but I have a broken arm right now because of him. I want revenge on him.

Help! English Spanish translator?

Wow what a sad sad story. So bad that only a few people understand what you understand that immigrants don't come here to steal nothing from noone but to work and give their family a better life. And yes thats why every victim prefer stay quiet because noone do anything and like that lady she was fired for been a victim.

My dog was attacked by a bull mastiff tonight and literally his leg was ripped off..?

The neighbor's mastiff charges the fence, so the neighbor put a brick down but tonight it pulled down a piece of fence, grabbed my dog's leg and tried to pull it through. My dogs leg was mangled and the vet will have to amputate. I called the police and have filed a report, but I'm wondering if there's any hope to get at the very least the vet bills taken care of, which will total around $2,000. I'd like to have the dog removed from the house, considering I have a 5 year old and he charges the fence and obviously can rip it down, but from what I understand the first attack is usually a warning. What gets me is they have this huge dog run kennel in the back yard with a top, so they must know he's dangerous, yet it wasn't in there. What should I do at this point that I haven't already?

How do I flirt without being awkward?

Ask questions about the other person, don't talk about yourself. The person will totally be into you. True story. Happened to me like 80 times

How can i ruin a bullies life?

I know its evil, but I want to know all kinds of ways I can pull pranks and jokes on a bully. This kid down the street is trying do bother me. I've already loosened the bolts on his bike so when he rides it it will collapse(he left it sitting in his front yard). I also snuck into his backyard and took his underwear off his clothesline and soaked in meat juice, he has a Rottweiler, so we'll see how that goes. I know it sounds horrible, but I have a broken arm right now because of him. I want revenge on him, so give me some ideas.

Is this a good poem or not .?

i really liked it!! it is mysterious and makes me wonder. it flows very good excpet for one tiny thing-using the word ground in both lines 8 and 9. make replace the second one with soil, dirt, grass, etc? i love the poem though. maybe u could get it published!

How will a bank error effect my credit rating (UK)?

It should be a simple fix if they just typed in the wrong address when checking your credit, just have them type in the right address to get you and viola, you are approved!

HELP! Is it Phimosis? My foreskin won't retract, is it a problem?

I've just turned 15 and I also haven't retracted my foreskin but not to worry, try stretching exercises like pulling back your foreskin for about 30 seconds and make sure you don't feel pain. Or if you can, place your index fingers inside your foreskin and stretch. I went with the first option and within a month, it is on the very edge of retracting fully. Hope this helps! Good Luck!

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind chronology question.?

Alright. So i get that the movie is extremely out of order, and ive managed to get my head around the order of most of the events of the movie :meet at beach party, relationship, brake-up, clem gets her mind erased, joel gets his mind erased, meet a second time after joel runs away from work (beginning of the movie), he brings her home where the tape is discovered (end of the movie). The only problem i am having is this: When they first meet at the beach party, Joel pokes fun at clem by singing the "Oh my darling clementine..." song. Later along the timeline the two are talking on the train as new acquaintances. Clem tells Joel not to make fun of her name and specifically references the same song. Joel, however, says that he has never heard this song. Could it be that his knowledge of this song was erased with the rest of his memories? It almost seems that on the train Clem remembered Joel and the say that they had at the beach and is attempting to jog his memory in hopes that he remembers her as well. Also, when they first meet at the beach party, Joel says that she was quite comfortable around him, as if they were already lovers. It seems that all these events suggest that they knew one another even before the beach party. Does anybody have an explanation?

What is better? Miss Jessie's or Deva Curl?

Hi, I have black hair with kinky curls that I'm really hoping to hydrate really well and loosen up the curls so that my hair looks better. I'm caught between these two lines and was wondering if anyone knows which produces the better results. Any idea?

Do you think E.T's would help us out if......?

I think that even in our darkest hour, aliens would stay away as we would prove to be even a greater threat to aliens than we were before...

How much useless crap do you really own?

i got a sony mini-disc player in 2004 and i thought it was soooo cool. it's the size of a microwave and the music quality is very poor, but in 2004, let me tell ya, it was the cats t1ts.